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Just watching Pronunciation, 48 teams, how a match works, where to find scores.

Picking a team Forty-eight teams, two conferences, six continents. You don't pick—you know.

Understanding the mythology The Almighty Ice. The Puck. The Jambono. The Sixth. Glacified.

Reading the advisories Every match gets a LPCHUIP advisory. The wording matters.

The entities

The Almighty Ice

The god of Hockay. Appeared in twenty places simultaneously, then in twenty-eight more. Still spreading. Read →

The Puck

The referee. The object everyone fights over. Speaks once per season. Read →

The Jambono

Resurfaces reality. Caretaker or corruptor—nobody knows. Read →

The Sixth

Where the penalty box leads. Where player modifiers come from. Read →

Forty-eight teams, one sport

The Ice sorted them into two conferences—the clear ice and the pale ice. Le Council wrote it down.

La Conférence du Verglas

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What fans actually do

The Exchange Own shares in any of the forty-eight teams. From Season 04, new shares every week, by sealed bid.

The Church of the Ice Forty-eight parishes, one to each arena. Attendance is a Seal, presented once a day.

Petitions File with l'Agence. On reaching threshold, Le Council must act.

The S.H.I.F.T. The transfer window. Your shares are your vote.

Cards Players as they were that season, sold sealed by La Confrérie. It prints. It does not appraise.

Le Marché Gelé Trade directly with another citizen. O.F.F.R.E. holds both halves. Le Council does not.

Rivalries Name up to three teams you want your own to beat. A rivalry accumulates.

La Caisse Le Council's member-owned fund. It sells capacity and a seal. It does not sell civic voice.

Idols & the L.A.M.P. One player to follow, and a lamp in the header that lights when something happens to you.

The modifier system

Three layered systems of chaos sit on top of the simple hockey rulebook:

Player modifiers Luminous, Sharp, Foggy, Hollow, Tidal… gained in The Sixth.

Match modifiers Thin Ice, Mercury, Fog, Double or Nothing, Clean Ice—announced per game.

Arena modifiers One per team, forty-eight in all. Syrup, Steam, Overclock, Penguins. Always active at home.

Contribute

Anyone can edit. Click Edit this page at the bottom of any article to open the .mdx source in GitHub’s web editor—sign in with GitHub, edit, and your change becomes a pull request. For bigger edits, clone the repo and run it locally.

See CONTRIBUTING.md for the house rules.

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Le Council reminds you that this wiki is maintained by the community. Accuracy is aspirational. The Almighty Ice is the authority.